Mia Lelani Averts Pending Mid Life Crisis

By Vintage Burns | Jun 11,2008
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LOS ANGELES (TNA) -- When men have a mid-life crisis, they buy cars, cheat on their wives or change careers.

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Mia Lelani is only 25, but she is removing all her piercings so she'll be ready to be an adult when she turns 30.

But porn celeb Mia Lelani deals with her problems by shedding some metal.

“I used to have a ton of piercings, but I got rid of them all,” Lelani said following a June 10 live chat with Naughty America. “I’m going to be 25 in September, and I figured that I need to finish college and get a degree in chemistry. Then I want to get my life together by the time I’m 30. If I want to do it by 30, I have to start planning for it now.”

And there’s good reason for Lelani to begin looking to the future. The Philippine-Lebanese-Irish blended babe is no stranger to long and hard hours, like those she put in as a Jill-of-all-trades at Ralphs Grocery Company.

“I worked at Ralphs for six years,” she said. “I was there during the strike, and it was difficult. I was on the picket line every day: drunk, holding picket-signs and walking around the entire time. Yeah, I’m a multi-tasker.”

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Lelani prefers porn to her old job, working at a grocery store.
A far cry from the dark days of the California supermarket strike, Lelani is pleased with her current line of work. Her aphrodisiacal areas of interest are now in tune with her true personality.

“I love to fuck, be naked and just be an exhibitionist,” Lelani confessed. “Also, the money is pretty good.”

And all of her hard work and life struggles have paid off. She’s learned a few things since she’s been in the jizz-biz.

“I have a technique to deep throat,” Lelani said. “First, I spit on it. Then, I relax and it goes down a little deeper. When the cock hits the back of my throat, I just swallow it.”

All told, Lelani’s studies of the body have yielded some interesting observations on the human condition.

“I think about crazy things during sex. I‘m just trying to enjoy my whole body and lose control,” she said. “No one likes anything soft in the business.”

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